I gots medal on me feet
dilfosaur:

congrats to matt smith on carrying the olympic torch
congrats to everyone else for surviving that ordeal

dilfosaur:

congrats to matt smith on carrying the olympic torch

congrats to everyone else for surviving that ordeal

cumberbitchsandwich:

king-mycroft:

Matt Smith and Benedict Cumberbatch and their vast and cultered vocabulary. 

SO SPECIAL
celestialcow:

loki-dokey:

metasepia:

jerrymojo2:


The ridiculously photogenic asian guy

PERFECT

tHIS MAN

you SIR deserve ALL THE AWARDS

that’s adorable and awesome

celestialcow:

loki-dokey:

metasepia:

jerrymojo2:


The ridiculously photogenic asian guy

PERFECT

tHIS MAN

you SIR deserve ALL THE AWARDS

that’s adorable and awesome

When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses

Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”

And saying sentences that include ‘ship’

And physically dramatic ‘NO’s

So that y’all can easily gif me

You’re welcome

abakkus:

are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

abakkus:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

The three different kinds of exam takers.

Friend: I hope you're happy.
Me: I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK INTO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
Friend:
Me: What.
thatfuckingtableflipper:

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